Recently I have been working on a series of self-portraits showing me as I appear Monday to Friday in my work clobber. I am attempting to match appropriate facial expressions with common adversarial cliches. “I object!” is perhaps the most well-known legal exclamation. Few can deny having at some point practiced this in front of a mirror, releasing their fury at some injustice, defiantly raising one of their fists while clutching a toothbrush with the other.